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january 18, 2000. [19 Jan 2011|07:55pm]
Anyone missing a black leather journal that seems to refuse to open for me? It's not that I want to read your deepest, darkest secrets. I just want to know who to return it to.

Meanwhile, if you could open someone's journal and read it, would you?
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january 11, 2000. [12 Jan 2011|02:34pm]
The Land of Stephen Cornfoot has been so exciting lately that I haven't had time enough to note all the awesome things going on for you to read and die of envy. Today:
  • we had a customer who tried to haggle over the price of a muffin.
  • I witnessed the most dramatic break-up I've witnessed all year. It was truly painful. And entertaining.
  • I have a date.
  • and finally, Richard is still useless.
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application. [31 Dec 2010|03:42pm]
hey stephen, i know looks can be deceiving, but i know i saw a light in you. )
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